Thursday, December 17, 2009
Karma ... (Old Joke from School)
One day, Ah Choo and Ah Chong were having lunch together and by chance, they saw Ah Tham's girlfriend for the first time from afar. They were shocked to see his girlfriend so ugly!! Straightaway, they went to consult Ah Peng asking why handsome-AhTham's girlfriend so ugly.
Ah Beng replied, " Ohh, it's because Ah Tham in his previous-life, he stamped on an ant and killed it. That's why it's his karma for him to have a ugly girlfriend on present-life now."
A few day later, Ah Tham and Ah Choo were shopping and by chance, they saw Ah Chong's girlfriend for the first time. They were very shocked to see his girlfriend so-very-ugly!! Again, they went for consultation.
Ah Beng replied, " Ohh, it's because Ah Chong in his previous-life, he stamped on two ants and killed them. That's why it's his karma for him to have a very-ugly girlfriend on present-life now."
A few weeks later, one fine evening, while Ah Tham and Ah Chong were jogging at park, they saw Ah Choo's girlfriend for the very first-time. They were totally-utterly shocked to see his girlfriend so-so-so-beautiful!! Out of idea, they seek consultation from Ah Beng again.
(take a guess what Ah Beng will reveal before you scroll down ;) ... )
Ah Tham & Ah Chong: Sifu, why Ah Choo's girlfriend so-so-so beautiful geh. Is it because during his previous-life, he didn't kill any ants??
Ah Beng replied, "NO. IT'S BECAUSE AH CHOO'S GIRLFRIEND IN HER PREVIOUS-LIFE, STAMPED ON A COLONY OF ANTS AND KILL THEM ALL!!!"
Monday, December 7, 2009
Fa Mulan (Joke of the week)
One particular war, where she fight bravely but somehow her period pain weaken her and eventually she fainted and fell from her horse. Upon her awakening, she found herself in military hospital ...
Mulan: What happened to me?
Military Doc: I am sorry, general ...
Mulan: ... Why apologizing??
Military Doc: We had tried our very best ...
Terror-stricken, she quickly checked all her limbs and found that is all 'attached' and 'working well'.
Mulan: What really happened. Doc, I order you to be honest and give me the whole details ... RIGHT NOW!!
Military Doc: *shaking* ... Yes, general. We are sorry to tell you that, you lost your 'di-di' during the battle!! We tried our very best to locate 'it', but 'it' was nowhere to be found. But worry not, we manage to stop the bleeding by sewing up 'the wound'.
Mulan: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (fainted ... )
*Have a nice Monday :D*
Exchange rate Update (Dec 2009)
RM1 = 2,770 Rupiah
RM3.50 = USD 1
*hint hint* for my next destination ... :D
Friday, August 21, 2009
Man Vs Woman ...
- Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
- Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
- Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
- Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
- Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
- Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
- Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
- After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
- Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
Hahahaha ...
Friday, August 7, 2009
My First ...
Before the tournament started, our team, Ztec8cers are already placed as favourite to win. Reason being, our squad is almost full of national and experience players and I was the only rookie!!
Anyhow, it's my first time participating floorball first Division and win the first place!!! That's what matter the most. :D
Friday, June 26, 2009
A Day to be Remembered ...
Michael Jackson, became a household name ever since his album debut 'Thriller' hit the market in 80s. Besides his famous dance move, self-created Moonwalk and trademark 'dick-grabbing' with the 'Ow' scream, I must say he is the father of the Music Video revolution.
All his MV are always creatively design with the help of technology that way ahead of time. Panther turn into human (black or white), coin flipping from afar into jukebox (smooth criminal), amazing basketball throwing into the rim, human face changing while turning their head (black or white), sand turn into human (remember the time) and more.
I care less about his private life, so those scandal and allegation, couldn't bothered me much. Maybe his dance move was flawless, but he still a human with flaw, like everyone does. What Karen told me was very true: "... sometimes, bad publicity make us forget how good he really was ..."
May his soul rest in peace. You will be always remembered as ... The King of Pop!!
Thank you so much...
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Ding Ding 'Dong Dong' ...
Friday, June 19, 2009
New Fatherhood Promotion ...
She was born on 12th June 2009. And her parents are yet to name her. Well, they still got 2 weeks time to finalize it.
He told me about their experience on name searching. Like many parents, their main concern is to find a nice yet suitable name in all language, be it in mandarin, cantonese, english, malay or even hakka!!
For example, he told me " ... need to think whether the name when people twist it around will become foul words, like my friend 'Ng Kim Hai', it's supposed to be '5 Golden Seas', but has now become 'Lost Vagina'"!!!!
This reminded me as well, last time during my form4 time, a teacher shared with us his story about his friend whose name in Mandarin called 'Tian Hai' (Sky Sea). Some how, during registration, his name was spelt as 'Tiao Hai'. To make matter worse, his surname was Looi!!! Can you imagine someone calling you in public, "LOOI TIAO HAI" (Come and F**k)!!!!!
Good luck, my friend ... :D
Friday, June 12, 2009
Break Out ...
Paying up RM63 for such incredible, energetic, flawless stunt and hilarious story, it's simply get my money's worth.
Looking forward for another such shows in future. 'Jeng' ...
Currency Exchange Rate Survery Continue ...
Exchange rate on the road:
RM1 = 9.65 - 9.68 Bahts
RM1 = 4,500 - 4950 Dong (damn, the range is so wide...got counterfeit Dong or not :S)
RM3.52 - RM3.53 = 1USDollar
Exchange rate on the paper:
RM1 = 8.98 Bahts
RM1 = 5,080 Dong (how come Dong so cheap one ... deng ... )
RM3.54 = 1USDollar
Time to change Dong ... hehe :D
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Kick Start of The League ...
Back to April 2008, when I joined Ztec floorball, I have totally no idea what this sports all about, let alone play the game. Started off as defenders, but within 3 months, I was ended up standing between the two posts. Yes, you are right, my favourite position in soccer - goalie.
4th Aug: Ztec vs Minden
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Baby boom ...
1) As early as New Year, my 'fencheung'-buddy called me up and informing me about his daughter 'arrival' ...
2) Almost a week later, another 'fencheung'-buddy broke his good news to me all the way from Reading, England ...
9th of Jan - Frederick Tham Jia Yang
3) Exactly 2 weeks after Chap Goh Mei, my second nephew of Choo Family ...
23rd of Feb - Lucas Khaw Jun Yin
(Little Lucas who love to sleep ... )
(Little Frederick with his papa ... )
Monday, June 8, 2009
Shock-ss of the Month ...
I sent a birthday sms wish to one of my close Uni-mates, and part of the content was:
... wishing you money sendiri mali, career only go up and better, healthy as superman, sperm gt stronger and swim deeper ...
Imagine how shockingly-elated I was when I received his reply:
Thx man, though i dun need the sperm wish as they r doing ok since i'll certainly be promoted to fatherhood by end of the month!!
This friend of mine is really cunningly-low-profile. I have been to his house a few months ago, but too bad, he hid his lovely wife away from me!! Haha ... Good job man, for both hiding and 'do-ing' effort!! :D
Second shock ...
I was having lunch with one of my close colleagues this afternoon:
MrLamCT: Have you heard any rumours lately?
Me: Nope ... why, you got pregnant ah?
MrLamCT: Haha ... no la, I have ROM-ed!!!
Me: ... *jaw dropped open* ... why didn't you invite me??
MrLamCT: Hehe ... afraid you will object mah during the ceremony!!
Me: ... (-_-) ... (wtf!!)
This colleague of mine has been my close partner from my previous company. He resigned and came to this new company. A year later, he 'pried' me over and the rest is history. I know his wife too as she is my ex-colleague. He, very much like my UniMate, is extremely low-profile and dislike any kind of 'limelight' ...
Congratulation both of you ya ... besides being daddy and hubby, you manage to shock my 'June June' ... :P
Friday, May 15, 2009
Beg your pardon please ...

#1: From Airport ... Agus (our driver) introduced himself and ...
Agus: Hi, i am Agus ... nice to meet you ... what's your name?
Me: Call me Choo ...
Agus: oohh ... Tommy Choo ...
Me: (-_-)
Me: Just Choo ... just call me Choo ...
Agus: oohh ...
Me: (phew .. luckily, he didn't call me Justin Tommy Choo ... )
#2: While in van ...
Agus: So .. choo, have you married??
Me: Belum, saya belum kahwin ...
Agus: Ya ya ... kau kena nikah dulu, baru boleh kahwin ...
Me: !?! ... nikah and kahwin, tak sama??
Agus: hahaha ... nikah mean married ... kahwin mean having sex!!!
Me: .. oohhh ... (deng ....)
(Some 'blood-vomitting' converstation with my travel kaki as well ... )
#3: While travelling in van ... where everyone else was fasten asleep ...
Me: Hey Fong ...why don't you sleep ah ...
Fong: No ah ... it's too comfortable liao .. i can't sleep ...
Me: ??? ... what do you mean??
Fong: I will usually sleep in van or car when there is no air-con and very hot!!
Me: ... (-_-) ...
Me: That's not sleeping ... it's called COMA ...
Thursday, May 14, 2009
What's for dinner ...
http://www.asianfood-recipes.com/
The recipes are simple, clear and easy to follow and what's more they have EGG'S RECIPES!!!
Okay, now, the problem is only partially solved. You know you will only cooked and eat at home when:
1) Your mood are good.
2) You got a lot of food in the fridge that is going to be expired soon (very soon).
3) Your area was flooding and you can't get your ass out of your house!!
So, what's if you got extra-budget in that particular month and you are fed-up with the cheapo-economy-rice. Another issue will popped up - WHERE TO EAT? Thanks to those Penangnites who called themselves 'tuapui' (fatso) ...
http://www.penangtuapui.com/
Those guys really searching high and low throughout Penang (both island and mainland) to locate good food and put them on their blog.
Finally, a full stomach is a happy stomach ...
p/s: i was writing this while waiting for my '1300-13-1300' dinner ... *gu-lu-gu-lu-gu-lu*
Currency Exchange Rate Survery ...
Ask a few money-changer shop and here are what I get:
RM1 = 9.65 - 9.70 Bahts
RM220 = 1million Dong (while some charge highly at RM1 = 4,400Dong!!)
RM3.56 - RM3.58 = 1USDollar
Upon checking the exchange rate from local press, this is what i found:
RM1 = 8.99 Bahts
RM220 = 1,101,393.3849 Dong
RM3.58 = 1USDollar
Now you know, where are my next destination :D
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
I Don't Expect That ...
How much i do hope that there will be a 'Obama' in Msia ...
THE WHITE HOUSE
Office of the Press Secretary
_________________________________________________________________
For Immediate Release May 10, 2009
REMARKS BY THE PRESIDENT
AT WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS' ASSOCIATION DINNER
May 9, 2009
Washington Hilton
Washington, D.C.
9:56 P.M. EDT
THE PRESIDENT: Thank you. Thank you, everybody. Good evening. You know, I had an entire speech prepared for this wonderful occasion, but now that I'm here I think I'm going to try something a little different. Tonight I want to speak from the heart. I'm going to speak off the cuff. (Teleprompters rise.) (Laughter and applause.)
Good evening. (Laughter.) Pause for laughter. (Laughter.) Wait a minute, this may not be working as well as I -- (laughter.) Let me try that again.
Good evening, everybody. (Applause.) I would like to welcome you all to the 10-day anniversary of my first 100 days. (Laughter.) I am Barack Obama. Most of you covered me. All of you voted for me. (Laughter and applause.) Apologies to the Fox table. (Laughter.) They're -- where are they? I have to confess I really did not want to be here tonight, but I knew I had to come -- just one more problem that I've inherited from George W. Bush. (Laughter.)
But now that I'm here, it's great to be here. It's great to see all of you. Michelle Obama is here, the First Lady of the United States. (Applause.) Hasn't she been an outstanding First Lady? (Applause.) She's even begun to bridge the differences that have divided us for so long, because no matter which party you belong to we can all agree that Michelle has the right to bare arms. (Laughter and applause.)
Now Sasha and Malia aren't here tonight because they're grounded. You can't just take Air Force One on a joy ride to Manhattan. (Laughter.) I don't care whose kids you are. (Laughter.) We've been setting some ground rules here. They're starting to get a little carried away.
Now, speaking -- when I think about children obviously I think about Michelle and it reminds me that tomorrow is Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers in the audience. (Applause.) I do have to say, though, that this is a tough holiday for Rahm Emanuel because he's not used to saying the word "day" after "mother." (Laughter.) That's true. (Laughter.)
David Axelrod is here. You know, David and I have been together for a long time. I can still remember -- I got to sort of -- I tear up a little bit when I think back to that day that I called Ax so many years ago and said, you and I can do wonderful things together. And he said to me the same thing that partners all across America are saying to one another right now: Let's go to Iowa and make it official. (Laughter and applause.)
Michael Steele is in the house tonight. (Applause.) Or as he would say, "in the heezy." (Laughter.) What's up? (Laughter.) Where is Michael? Michael, for the last time, the Republican Party does not qualify for a bailout. (Laughter.) Rush Limbaugh does not count as a troubled asset, I'm sorry. (Laughter.)
Dick Cheney was supposed to be here but he is very busy working on his memoirs, tentatively titled, "How to Shoot Friends and Interrogate People." (Laughter.)
You know, it's been a whirlwind of activity these first hundred days. We've enacted a major economic recovery package, we passed a budget, we forged a new path in Iraq, and no President in history has ever named three Commerce Secretaries this quickly. (Laughter.) Which reminds me, if Judd Gregg is here, your business cards are ready now. (Laughter.)
On top of that, I've also reversed the ban on stem cell research, signed an expansion -- (applause) -- signed an expansion of the children's health insurance. Just last week, Car and Driver named me auto executive of the year. (Laughter.) Something I'm very proud of.
We've also begun to change the culture in Washington. We've even made the White House a place where people can learn and can grow. Just recently, Larry Summers asked if he could chair the White House Council on Women and Girls. (Laughter.) And I do appreciate that Larry is here tonight because it is seven hours past his bedtime. (Laughter.) Gibbs liked that one. (Laughter.)
In the last hundred days, we've also grown the Democratic Party by infusing it with new energy and bringing in fresh, young faces like Arlen Specter. (Laughter.) Now, Joe Biden rightly deserves a lot of credit for convincing Arlen to make the switch, but Secretary Clinton actually had a lot to do with it too. One day she just pulled him aside and she said, Arlen, you know what I always say -- "if you can't beat them, join them." (Laughter.)
Which brings me to another thing that's changed in this new, warmer, fuzzier White House, and that's my relationship with Hillary. You know, we had been rivals during the campaign, but these days we could not be closer. In fact, the second she got back from Mexico she pulled into a hug and gave me a big kiss. (Laughter.) Told me I'd better get down there myself. (Laughter.) Which I really appreciated. I mean, it was -- it was nice. (Laughter.)
And of course we've also begun to change America's image in the world. We talked about this during this campaign and we're starting to execute. We've renewed alliances with important partners and friends. If you look on the screen there, there I am with Japanese Prime Minister Taro Aso. There I am with Gordon Brown.
But as I said during the campaign, we can't just talk to our friends. As hard as it is, we also have to talk to our enemies, and I've begun to do exactly that. Take a look at the monitor there. (Laughter.) Now, let me be clear, just because he handed me a copy of Peter Pan does not mean that I'm going to read it -- (laughter) -- but it's good diplomatic practice to just accept these gifts.
All this change hasn't been easy. Change never is. So I've cut the tension by bringing a new friend to the White House. He's warm, he's cuddly, loyal, enthusiastic. You just have to keep him on a tight leash. Every once in a while he goes charging off in the wrong direction and gets himself into trouble. But enough about Joe Biden. (Laughter.)
All in all, we're proud of the change we've brought to Washington in these first hundred days but we've got a lot of work left to do, as all of you know. So I'd like to talk a little bit about what my administration plans to achieve in the next hundred days.
During the second hundred days, we will design, build and open a library dedicated to my first hundred days. (Laughter.) It's going to be big, folks. (Laughter.) In the next hundred days, I will learn to go off the prompter and Joe Biden will learn to stay on the prompter. (Laughter.)
In the next hundred days, our bipartisan outreach will be so successful that even John Boehner will consider becoming a Democrat. After all, we have a lot in common. He is a person of color. (Laughter.) Although not a color that appears in the natural world. (Laughter.) What's up, John? (Laughter.)
In the next hundred days, I will meet with a leader who rules over millions with an iron fist, who owns the airwaves and uses his power to crush all who would challenge his authority at the ballot box. It's good to see you, Mayor Bloomberg. (Laughter.)
In the next hundred days, we will housetrain our dog, Bo, because the last thing Tim Geithner needs is someone else treating him like a fire hydrant. (Laughter.) In the next hundred days, I will strongly consider losing my cool. (Laughter.)
Finally, I believe that my next hundred days will be so successful I will be able to complete them in 72 days. (Laughter.) And on the 73rd day, I will rest. (Laughter.)
I just -- I want to end by saying a few words about the men and women in this room whose job it is to inform the public and pursue the truth. You know, we meet tonight at a moment of extraordinary challenge for this nation and for the world, but it's also a time of real hardship for the field of journalism. And like so many other businesses in this global age, you've seen sweeping changes and technology and communications that lead to a sense of uncertainty and anxiety about what the future will hold.
Across the country, there are extraordinary, hardworking journalists who have lost their jobs in recent days, recent weeks, recent months. And I know that each newspaper and media outlet is wrestling with how to respond to these changes, and some are struggling simply to stay open. And it won't be easy. Not every ending will be a happy one.
But it's also true that your ultimate success as an industry is essential to the success of our democracy. It's what makes this thing work. You know, Thomas Jefferson once said that if he had the choice between a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, he would not hesitate to choose the latter.
Clearly, Thomas Jefferson never had cable news to contend with -- (laughter) -- but his central point remains: A government without newspapers, a government without a tough and vibrant media of all sorts, is not an option for the United States of America. (Applause.)
So I may not -- I may not agree with everything you write or report. I may even complain, or more likely Gibbs will complain, from time to time about how you do your jobs, but I do so with the knowledge that when you are at your best, then you help me be at my best. You help all of us who serve at the pleasure of the American people do our jobs better by holding us accountable, by demanding honesty, by preventing us from taking shortcuts and falling into easy political games that people are so desperately weary of.
And that kind of reporting is worth preserving -- not just for your sake, but for the public's. We count on you to help us make sense of a complex world and tell the stories of our lives the way they happen, and we look for you for truth, even if it's always an approximation, even if -- (laughter.)
This is a season of renewal and reinvention. That is what government must learn to do, that's what businesses must learn to do, and that's what journalism is in the process of doing. And when I look out at this room and think about the dedicated men and women whose questions I've answered over the last few years, I know that for all the challenges this industry faces, it's not short on talent or creativity or passion or commitment. It's not short of young people who are eager to break news or the not-so-young who still manage to ask the tough ones time and time again. These qualities alone will not solve all your problems, but they certainly prove that the problems are worth solving. And that is a good place as any to begin.
So I offer you my thanks, I offer you my support, and I look forward to working with you and answering to you and the American people as we seek a more perfect union in the months and years ahead.
Thank you very much, everybody. Thank you. (Applause.)
END
10:12 P.M. EDT
Monday, May 11, 2009
Papaya or Betik ...
Me: Eehh ... ada BETIK?
Boss: (without looking me, he handed me a pack of JAMBU)
Me: ... hhmm .... BETIK ada?
Boss: (this time, he handed me a pack of GUAVA!!)
Me: ... (-_-) ....
Me: PAPAYA ada jual sini tak?
Boss: (finally handed me a pack of PAPAYA ... with a big grin)
That was happened a few weeks ago, still I am wondering what could have triggered such scenerio. Either everyone of us are getting more advance or exposed to English education or that's the way we communicate nowadays - by Manglish, Cantoglish, Mandaglish or even Indiglish.
Rebirth ...
My previous saruleo blog was unknownly hit by some kind of 'flu' ... hope not by my own 'chu flu' :P
I guess, I will need to kick start 'monkeying around' again ... ngek ngek ngek!!







