Thursday, December 17, 2009

Karma ... (Old Joke from School)

Ah Choo, Ah Chong and Ah Tham are good friends. They may have differences and argument on hundred of issues, but one thing they are all agreed upon and believe of is - superstitious! Whenever things go wrong, all of them will seek advices from their so-called trusted clairvoyant, Ah Beng (person who can see your future and past) from a famous temple.

One day, Ah Choo and Ah Chong were having lunch together and by chance, they saw Ah Tham's girlfriend for the first time from afar. They were shocked to see his girlfriend so ugly!! Straightaway, they went to consult Ah Peng asking why handsome-AhTham's girlfriend so ugly.

Ah Beng replied, " Ohh, it's because Ah Tham in his previous-life, he stamped on an ant and killed it. That's why it's his karma for him to have a ugly girlfriend on present-life now."

A few day later, Ah Tham and Ah Choo were shopping and by chance, they saw Ah Chong's girlfriend for the first time. They were very shocked to see his girlfriend so-very-ugly!! Again, they went for consultation.

Ah Beng replied, " Ohh, it's because Ah Chong in his previous-life, he stamped on two ants and killed them. That's why it's his karma for him to have a very-ugly girlfriend on present-life now."

A few weeks later, one fine evening, while Ah Tham and Ah Chong were jogging at park, they saw Ah Choo's girlfriend for the very first-time. They were totally-utterly shocked to see his girlfriend so-so-so-beautiful!! Out of idea, they seek consultation from Ah Beng again.

(take a guess what Ah Beng will reveal before you scroll down ;) ... )










Ah Tham & Ah Chong: Sifu, why Ah Choo's girlfriend so-so-so beautiful geh. Is it because during his previous-life, he didn't kill any ants??

Ah Beng replied, "NO. IT'S BECAUSE AH CHOO'S GIRLFRIEND IN HER PREVIOUS-LIFE, STAMPED ON A COLONY OF ANTS AND KILL THEM ALL!!!"

Monday, December 7, 2009

Fa Mulan (Joke of the week)

As we all know, Fa Mulan is a famous heroin who joined all-male army and climb-up-the-rank becoming 'general' who manage to win several crucial war. And amazingly, no one knows that their general is a 'she'.

One particular war, where she fight bravely but somehow her period pain weaken her and eventually she fainted and fell from her horse. Upon her awakening, she found herself in military hospital ...


Mulan: What happened to me?
Military Doc: I am sorry, general ...

Mulan: ... Why apologizing??

Military Doc: We had tried our very best ...


Terror-stricken, she quickly checked all her limbs and found that is all 'attached' and 'working well'.

Mulan: What really happened. Doc, I order you to be honest and give me the whole details ... RIGHT NOW!!
Military Doc: *shaking* ... Yes, general. We are sorry to tell you that, you lost your 'di-di' during the battle!! We tried our very best to locate 'it', but 'it' was nowhere to be found. But worry not, we manage to stop the bleeding by sewing up 'the wound'.


Mulan: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (fainted ... )



*Have a nice Monday :D*

Exchange rate Update (Dec 2009)

Been bargain around for the best rate in town, and this is what I found, for now:

RM1 = 2,770 Rupiah
RM3.50 = USD 1

*hint hint* for my next destination ... :D