Fa Mulan (Joke of the week)

As we all know, Fa Mulan is a famous heroin who joined all-male army and climb-up-the-rank becoming 'general' who manage to win several crucial war. And amazingly, no one knows that their general is a 'she'.

One particular war, where she fight bravely but somehow her period pain weaken her and eventually she fainted and fell from her horse. Upon her awakening, she found herself in military hospital ...

Mulan: What happened to me?
Military Doc: I am sorry, general ...
Mulan: ... Why apologizing??
Military Doc: We had tried our very best ...

Terror-stricken, she quickly checked all her limbs and found that is all 'attached' and 'working well'.

Mulan: What really happened. Doc, I order you to be honest and give me the whole details ... RIGHT NOW!!
Military Doc: *shaking* ... Yes, general. We are sorry to tell you that, you lost your 'di-di' during the battle!! We tried our very best to locate 'it', but 'it' was nowhere to be found. But worry not, we manage to stop the bleeding by sewing up 'the wound'.

Mulan: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (fainted ... )


*Have a nice Monday :D*