Tarzan and Jane ...

From the fairy tales, Tarzan and Jane romantic story is really an enticing affair. Their story doesn't end until they get married...

As we all know, Tarzan live through his life in jungle, not knowing anything about sex. Never in his life, anyone telling him about the bee and bird story. And on their wedding night, after they 'yam-sing' and bid farewell to their guests, Tarzan and Jane went back to room. Jane want to have some surprise for Tarzan, so she ask him to take shower first while she make the bed.

A while later, Tarzan walked back in and found that the room was dark with only candles light on besides the bed. To his surprised, he found Jane lying naked on the bed and was already soundly asleep (due to too much 'yam sing'). It was his first time seeing a naked lady and what more, he was shocked to discover that Jane is penis-less.

Then he think of his doctor, who can cure anything and decided to seek his help. So he quietly sneaked out.

His doctor don't really understand what's going on, still he followed Tarzan to his house to see what he could help. Upon arrived, Tarzan straightaway brief him and ask him to sew up his wife as her penis has gone. Before the doctor could explain, Tarzan pushed him into the room and locked him with Jane, pleading him to cure his wife.

The doctor tried to explain, but upon seeing beautiful naked Jane on the bed, he can't stand no longer. He make love with Jane (while Jane thought that it was Tarzan). After he was done, he left the room hastily through the window.

Tarzan came in after he notice there is no sound from the room. He discover Jane was still soundly asleep and some 'sticky stuff' near the 'missing area'.

Tarzan: What the heck he think he is doing *angrily* ... I asked him to 'sew up' the thing, but he glue it instead!!!