Why Sherlock Holmes always look pale ...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" Holmes questioned.

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!!!"


p/s: That's why Sherlock Holmes always look pale; due to 'blood-vomit' too much ... :P

Keep Fit or Fat ...

Siu Keong (7-years-old kid) walks into the kitchen where his mum is preparing
a meal and says:

SiuKeong: Mummy, the last few nights I have woke up to this thumping noise coming out of your bedroom and when I look to see what it is, you're 'sitting' on top of daddy and 'bouncing' up
and down.
SiuKeong: Why are you doing that? (Curious-guilty-look)


The startled mother recovers quickly and says,

Mama: Well, your daddy is a little overweight and I'm trying to get him back to normal
size. I 'bounce' on him to get all the air out of him.


Siu Keong just shakes his head and replied,

Siu Keong: Mum you're wasting your time. Because, once a week that nice-looking lady next door
comes over and 'blows' daddy right back up again.

Mama: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!