Keep Fit or Fat ...

Siu Keong (7-years-old kid) walks into the kitchen where his mum is preparing
a meal and says:

SiuKeong: Mummy, the last few nights I have woke up to this thumping noise coming out of your bedroom and when I look to see what it is, you're 'sitting' on top of daddy and 'bouncing' up
and down.
SiuKeong: Why are you doing that? (Curious-guilty-look)


The startled mother recovers quickly and says,

Mama: Well, your daddy is a little overweight and I'm trying to get him back to normal
size. I 'bounce' on him to get all the air out of him.


Siu Keong just shakes his head and replied,

Siu Keong: Mum you're wasting your time. Because, once a week that nice-looking lady next door
comes over and 'blows' daddy right back up again.

Mama: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!