Shock-ss of the Month ...

First shock ...
I sent a birthday sms wish to one of my close Uni-mates, and part of the content was:

... wishing you money sendiri mali, career only go up and better, healthy as superman, sperm gt stronger and swim deeper ...

Imagine how shockingly-elated I was when I received his reply:

Thx man, though i dun need the sperm wish as they r doing ok since i'll certainly be promoted to fatherhood by end of the month!!

This friend of mine is really cunningly-low-profile. I have been to his house a few months ago, but too bad, he hid his lovely wife away from me!! Haha ... Good job man, for both hiding and 'do-ing' effort!! :D


Second shock ...
I was having lunch with one of my close colleagues this afternoon:

MrLamCT: Have you heard any rumours lately?
Me: Nope ... why, you got pregnant ah?
MrLamCT: Haha ... no la, I have ROM-ed!!!
Me: ... *jaw dropped open* ... why didn't you invite me??
MrLamCT: Hehe ... afraid you will object mah during the ceremony!!
Me: ... (-_-) ... (wtf!!)

This colleague of mine has been my close partner from my previous company. He resigned and came to this new company. A year later, he 'pried' me over and the rest is history. I know his wife too as she is my ex-colleague. He, very much like my UniMate, is extremely low-profile and dislike any kind of 'limelight' ...

Congratulation both of you ya ... besides being daddy and hubby, you manage to shock my 'June June' ... :P