Karma ... (Old Joke from School)

Ah Choo, Ah Chong and Ah Tham are good friends. They may have differences and argument on hundred of issues, but one thing they are all agreed upon and believe of is - superstitious! Whenever things go wrong, all of them will seek advices from their so-called trusted clairvoyant, Ah Beng (person who can see your future and past) from a famous temple.

One day, Ah Choo and Ah Chong were having lunch together and by chance, they saw Ah Tham's girlfriend for the first time from afar. They were shocked to see his girlfriend so ugly!! Straightaway, they went to consult Ah Peng asking why handsome-AhTham's girlfriend so ugly.

Ah Beng replied, " Ohh, it's because Ah Tham in his previous-life, he stamped on an ant and killed it. That's why it's his karma for him to have a ugly girlfriend on present-life now."

A few day later, Ah Tham and Ah Choo were shopping and by chance, they saw Ah Chong's girlfriend for the first time. They were very shocked to see his girlfriend so-very-ugly!! Again, they went for consultation.

Ah Beng replied, " Ohh, it's because Ah Chong in his previous-life, he stamped on two ants and killed them. That's why it's his karma for him to have a very-ugly girlfriend on present-life now."

A few weeks later, one fine evening, while Ah Tham and Ah Chong were jogging at park, they saw Ah Choo's girlfriend for the very first-time. They were totally-utterly shocked to see his girlfriend so-so-so-beautiful!! Out of idea, they seek consultation from Ah Beng again.

(take a guess what Ah Beng will reveal before you scroll down ;) ... )










Ah Tham & Ah Chong: Sifu, why Ah Choo's girlfriend so-so-so beautiful geh. Is it because during his previous-life, he didn't kill any ants??

Ah Beng replied, "NO. IT'S BECAUSE AH CHOO'S GIRLFRIEND IN HER PREVIOUS-LIFE, STAMPED ON A COLONY OF ANTS AND KILL THEM ALL!!!"